A Wiccan and a minister where on a plane...

A pompous Southern minister was seated next to an Wiccan on a recent flight. After the plane took off, the flight attendant began to take drink orders. The Wiccan asked for wine, which was then placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the minister if he would also like a drink. The minister replies in disgust, "Ma'am, I'd rather be savagely raped by a brazen whore than let liquor touch these lips!"

The Wiccan politely handed his wine back to the attendant and said, "I'm sorry, I didn't know there was a choice.