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Pagan Humor
This section is for those
who have a wicked sense of humor. If that's not you, then this is
not for you. The following items are extremely funny, but are in
no way politically correct. So if you are easily offended, turn
back now.
I gave credit where credit
was known. However, the identity of authors of some of these tidbits
have remained a secret -- if you know who wrote the uncredited items,
email Apythia and
I will happily give them credit.
Got something funny you'd
like to add? Pass it
along. Don't forget to include your name!
Charges
Charge
of the Beeotch
Charge of the Chocolate
Charge of the Credit Card Goddess
Charge of the Gawdess
Charge
of the Nice Goddess
Charge
of the Phone Goddess
Kvetch
of the Goddess
Redneck
Charge of the Goddess
Rituals/Spells
An
Online Initiation Ritual
Blue Moon Ritual of the Sacred Sock Monkey
Javacrucian Ritual (Caffeinated Cross)
Quarter Calls, a rap
Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Cauldron
Ritual of the Blessed Motherboard
Ritual for the Great God Spammenot and the
Goddess Delete
Tigger's Full Moon Ritual
The Chocolate Ritual
The Lesser Elvis Banishing Ritual of the Sequined
Pentagram
The Lesser Banishing Ritual of the Casserole
The Lesser Banishing Ritual of the Mother-In-Law
The
Most Sanctified Evocation of the Pizza Delivery Lad
Turn your enemy into Newt Gingrich
Cartoons/Photos
Church
Sex Suggestion
Doonesbury
Prayer in School
The Dangers of Drunk Flying
The Day after a Samhain party
Witch
store
Why
Witches don't eat American kids
Lists/How
to's
13
Reasons to become a Pagan
Choosing a Witch name
Church
of All Worlds Ten Commandments
Circle
Etiquette
Coven
Picking Order
Fifty
Sure-Fire Ways to Tell if Your Neighbor is a Pagan
Light
bulb jokes
Nine
Steps to Becoming a Witch
One-Liners/
Q&A
Pagan
Terms
Safe
Witch Kit
Signs
You're at a Bad Ren Faire
Signs
your child might be a witch
Slackerwicca
Q&A
Survival
Guide to the Supernatural
Ten
signs you are dealing with a Wanna-be Wiccan
Ten
spirtual things to do when you are bored
The
13 Wiccan Commandments
The
Lesser Known Greek Goddesses and Gods
Top
Ten Beltane Pick-up Lines
Top
Ten Reasons Athames have Black Handles
Top
Ten Reasons for not Worshipping Satan
Top
10 Witchy comebacks for any Religious Activist Enocunters
Top
Twenty Signs of a Militant Pagan
Twenty
Ways Not to Get Invited Back to a Circle
Wannabe Tarot
Ways
to annoy a Wiccan
What
Would ? Do?
Why
did the Neo-Pagan Chicken cross the road?
Why
did the Pagan Chicken cross the road?
You
may be giving Pagan's a bad name if...
You
may be a Redneck Pagan if...
You
Know Someone Is New To Magick and Paganism When They Think That...
You Know You're a Witch When...
You Know Your Coven is Getting Old When...
You
May be a Yuppie Pagan if...
Literary
laughs
A
Day in the Life of an HP
Amber
and Jet, A love affair
And
Goddess Made Dogs & Cats
A
Wiccan and a minister where on a plane...
A Pagan Field Guide
A Pagan goes to Heaven
A Pagan goes to Hell
A Priest, a Rabbi and a Pagan Priestess
Bill Gates Tradition
Coven Rules
First Page of the Bible
Football: Christians vs, Pagans
Football as a Fertilty Rite
Four Catholic Ladies
Goddess Barbi, A History
Hermetic Barbie
High Priest/ess Disease
Jesus is lost...again
Judge Rules God a Monopoly
Letter from a Teacher
Martha Stewart Beltane Planner
Martha Stewart's Necromancy
Martha Stewart Yule Planner
McWicca
MWCGGBUMHHWDSSESFGBLW application
Pagan Limericks
Pagan Mad Lib
PC Seasons Greetings
Questionnaire from the Gods
Save us from these acceptable evils
Tarot for Recovering Pagan Fanatics
Tarot for the Computer Age
The ABC's of Neo-Paganism
The Perfect Priestess
What Do Betty Crocker Cultists Believe?
Why keeping summoned beings as pets is a bad
idea
Wiccan Radaction
Wiccan Televangelist
Yankee Wheel of the Year
Zen Rules for Life
Songs
Dance
the Maypole
Gilligan's
Rite
Gimme
That Ol' Time Religion
Grandma
Got Run Over by a Witch
Gods
Rest Ye Merry Pussycats
Hush
Little Witch
Lady
Rowena
Loki
Loves Me
O
Save Us From Faux Pagans
Paperback
Priestess
Take
them home, Kindly Crone
Thank
Gods I am a Wiccan Girl
The
Candles are Blowing Out Again
The
Yule Song
Twas
the Eve before Midwinter
Wiccan
Wonderland
Astrology
Astrology
in the Hundred Acre Woods
Astro
signs at Easter
Astro
signs at Thanksgiving
After sex comments by sun signs
Dear
Goddess, Astro Signs
How
Signs Deal with Near Death Experiences
New
Celestial Computer Viruses Detected
Sun
sign prayers
And
Just Because...
Rules
to live by on Halloween
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If the pages are no longer there,
let us know and we will remove this links.)
Spell-A-Casters
(flash cartoon, turn up volume. Mature language)
Oh
My Gods! (The Pagan based comic strip for the Polytheistic
masses)
Nine
Lives, Many Masters (weekly Pagan comic strip)
An
tInneal Mallachtaí (An Irish Curse Generator)
Druid's
Trivia Quiz (pdf file)
The
Onion: Ask a Wiccan
Pagan
Hangman
Pagan
Purity Test
Find out
what you were in a past life! (Just for fun)
Click on "Discover your past lives" for to find yours!
All
the free emoticons you ever wanted (Some are very obscene,
but funny)
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